I regret looking up at the two suitcases on top of my wardrobe and saying, 'No holidays this year with things as they are.'
Now I'm having to deal with some awful emotional baggage ...
I had a really funny dream last night.
I dreamt that the boss of IKEA became the president of Sweden and I was laughing at him trying to put his cabinet together ...
I’m now working in a toy factory making Dracula models for which there is a huge demand.
As there are only two of us in this department I am having to make every second count …
My memory is getting so bad, I asked the pharmacist, “Do you have any Acetylsalicylic acid?”
“You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist.
“That’s it! I can never remember that word.”
I was getting everything ready for Eurovision last night – drinks, snacks and said to Mrs T, “It is about to start but I think I have enough time to do some popcorn?”
Have to say my accidental spoonerism got a very odd look!
I watched a few minutes of one of the episodes and came to the conclusion that if there are intelligent beings watching it from their spacecraft, we are absolutely safe as they will be convinced that there is no intelligent life on earth.
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