The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[ancient_mariner]

Doguar?

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Nod]

Doguar?

Just remembered this shot I have - both much missed.

 

[ShinySideUp]

You can get them for bikes, too.

 

[welshwizard645]

by the look of that cat's face, the bike won't be moving any time soon.......

 

[D-Mitch]

A bloke stopped me in town last night and tried to sell me 3 Wonderwoman dolls, a Lara Croft, and two Supergirl dolls.
I think he may have been a heroine dealer.

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

You can get them for bikes, too.

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Should be on a P&M or Suzuki GSX1100S

A Panther or a Katana!

 

[kendo1]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Fuji Dave]

Just seen this.

 

[ShinySideUp]

 

[Nod]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.

 

[ancient_mariner]

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Should be in the men's perfume section.

 

[Nod]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Steep]

 

[Nod]

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I used to be a barman and a girl once asked me for a double entendre so I gave her one.

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Nod]

 

[ancient_mariner]

 

[Steep]

Never a truer word

View: https://youtu.be/DGscoaUWW2M?t=54

 

[Cobra]

 

[badlywornroy]

Local farmer sold me a Border Collie puppy this morning, he's a feisty little bugger

 

[Nod]

 

[sirch]

 

[Cockney]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Norkie]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Norkie]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in a critical condition.