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In Australia Flip-Flops are known as Thongs. I once saw a sign that said "No Thongs after 9pm" on the door of a nightclub, wonder who checks that out, I thought it sounded like a good job
 
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My uncle had most of those as a mimeographed sheet of paper in the '70s and a mate who worked in Saudi in the early '90s had it as a photocopy.
 
andyred said:
Anyone else now doing it in Inspector Clouseau accent :D :LOL:
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Then there's the Italian who comes to a British hotel. He is given the keys to his room and finds the bedding incomplete. So he calls the receptionist.
"I want two sheet"
"Use the toilet"
"No, I want two sheet on my bed"
"You sir, are one dirty SOB"

He comes to the restaraunt and takes his seat. There is only a knife and a spoon so he calls the waitress
"I wanna fork "
"How dare you"
"No, I wanna fork on the table"
"You do it in public as well?"

When the meal is served he checks it with the menu and calls another waitress over
"This is not what I ordered, I want two piece on my plate"
"We've had enough of you and your dirty habits"

"Mamma mia, I've had enough and and coming home!"
 
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