Donald Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes straight to Hell where the Devil is waiting.
The devil says, "You're on my list but I have no room for you, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Trump thinks that sounds pretty good so agrees.
The devil takes him to a room. In it is Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He keeps diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over, such is his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump says. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil leads him to the next room. In it is George W Bush with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he does is swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"
The Devil opens a third door. Trump sees Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor; arms staked over his head and legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Trump looks at this in disbelief and finally says, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The Devil smiles, "Monica, you're free to go!"