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OK so I'm being thick but please explain, its driving me mad!
and help to keep the site free for all
The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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I'm not the only one then.
10 may or may not be the answer I've no idea as I still don't understand the bloody question.
The way I think of it is to say the 28 part slowly, that leaves you with 10 [emoji4]
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Looks more appropriate.
Ah .... GROAN ...
Keith you owe me a half hour of my life, down the pan and gone.
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Don't blame me . It wasn't my joke. Just trying to help out some of the more cerebrally challenged members.
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Alright, don't rub it in!
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The young blonde mother went for a walk with her
kid to fall asleep after lunch.
During the walk, she past by a toy store and decided
to walk in. She bought a 9 pieces very colourful puzzle
that she unwrapped after putting the kid to bed.
After three weeks of strenuous dedication, she had a
smile on her face as she completed the task with the
greatest satisfaction.
WHY? …because, on the box it was written 2~3 years!
The young blonde mother went for a walk with her
kid to fall asleep after lunch.
During the walk, she past by a toy store and decided
to walk in. She bought a 9 pieces very colourful puzzle
that she unwrapped after putting the kid to bed.
After three weeks of strenuous dedication, she had a
smile on her face as she completed the task with the
greatest satisfaction.
WHY? …because, on the box it was written 2~3 years!
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That's because two didn't cross the road.
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Bob walks into a bar and sees Jim sitting at the end of the bar with a great big smile on his face. Bob says "Jim what are you so happy for?"
"Well Bob I gotta tell ya. Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and a redhead came up to me. T**s out to here, Bob. T**s out to HERE!
She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat'? I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat'. So I took her way out Bob. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!
She couldn't swim Bob. She couldn't swim!"
The next day Bob walks into a bar and sees Jim sitting at the end of the bar with an even bigger smile on his face.
Bob says "What are you happy about today Jim?"
"Well Bob... I gotta tell ya... yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... t**s to here Bob. T**s out to here!
She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat'.
So I took her way out Bob. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!'
She couldn't swim Bob! She couldn't swim!'
A couple days pass and Bob walks into a bar and sees Jim crying over a beer. Bob says "Jim what are you so sad for?"
"Well Bob I gotta tell ya... yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and the most desirable brunette came up to me... t**s WAY
out to here Bob. t**s WAY out to here.
She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.
So I took her way out Bob way WAY out... much further than the last two I turned off the key and looked at her t**s and said It's either screw or swim!'
She pulled down her pants and... she had a pecker BOB! She had this great BIG pecker!!
And I can't swim BOB! I can't swim!"
"Well Bob I gotta tell ya. Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and a redhead came up to me. T**s out to here, Bob. T**s out to HERE!
She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat'? I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat'. So I took her way out Bob. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!
She couldn't swim Bob. She couldn't swim!"
The next day Bob walks into a bar and sees Jim sitting at the end of the bar with an even bigger smile on his face.
Bob says "What are you happy about today Jim?"
"Well Bob... I gotta tell ya... yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blonde came up to me... t**s to here Bob. T**s out to here!
She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat'.
So I took her way out Bob. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!'
She couldn't swim Bob! She couldn't swim!'
A couple days pass and Bob walks into a bar and sees Jim crying over a beer. Bob says "Jim what are you so sad for?"
"Well Bob I gotta tell ya... yesterday I was out waxin' my boat just waxin' my boat and the most desirable brunette came up to me... t**s WAY
out to here Bob. t**s WAY out to here.
She says 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.
So I took her way out Bob way WAY out... much further than the last two I turned off the key and looked at her t**s and said It's either screw or swim!'
She pulled down her pants and... she had a pecker BOB! She had this great BIG pecker!!
And I can't swim BOB! I can't swim!"
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That depends on whether its the daughters that each have a brother or the mum and dad who each have a brother.
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7 or 9 - depends on the grammar of the question.
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