The trouble with cutting and pasting these jokes from foreign websites is grammar is very often wrong .. you cannot have a pair of underwear but you can have a pair of underpants ....A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old man. Hard of hearing, the old man asks his wife what the doctor said. The wife replies, "He needs a pair of your underwear."
And I fell out of my pram laughing at most of them tooThe trouble with cutting and pasting these jokes from foreign websites is grammar is very often wrong
FTFYcomplimentary."
Think you may be of more use over there....Ahem
FTFY
I know plenty of people in Norfolk that can
My mum & dad lived in Feltwell. They didn't let them move there until they could.I know plenty of people in Norfolk that can
A mother tells her little boy, "Johnny, you mustn't eat too many lollies or I'll hide the lolly jar." Johnny asks, "Why?" His mother says, "Because something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!" The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman. He points to her belly smiling and says, "I know what you've been doing!"