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Its a snip from Ace Ventura Pet detective ( or maybe its Ace ventura "call of the wild" )
Yeah, I got that one, it was the one before that I was confused byIts a snip from Ace Ventura Pet detective ( or maybe its Ace ventura "call of the wild" )
Ah OK, I never clicked the quote I just "assumed" wrongly apparentlyYeah, I got that one, it was the one before that I was confused by
Saw the film years ago with the kids, who are now 32 and 30Ah OK, I never clicked the quote I just "assumed" wrongly apparently
Pretty much the same here RobertSaw the film years ago with the kids, who are now 32 and 30
I was in London the other day and a foreign tourist asked me “Where’s the countryside?”.
I replied “10 Downing Street.”
Or... OK, well lets take the wrappings off and see if I like it then!
A correction. The engineers arrived and designed an excellent road surface, then the accountants arrived, decided that the engineers were spending far too much money and cut their budget in half.
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mummy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!”
An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn't wearing his watch. A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree. The American approaches the Mexican and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs its balls, and replies, "4:30." The American asks, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the donkeys balls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street."