Unfortunately it’s true, the litter is piling up again, started when McDonalds opened again round here.
A Yorkshireman thinks the world of his dog but sadly it dies, so he decides to have a statue of the dog made to remember him by. He tells the sculptor that he's a very rich man so wants the statue gold plating. The sculptor asks "Do you want him 18 carat"? To which the Yorkshireman replies "No, chewin' a bone, ya daft beggar"!A Yorkshireman walks in to a vet and says "Ay up, can tha tek a look at our cat? It's not bin it's sen lately."
'Sure.' says the vet. 'First things first, Is it a tom?'
"Nah" he replies "I've got it 'ere wi me"
I was on a H&S asbestos course once and the guy running it said he had gone into the cabin where the asbestos removal guys changed to check the gear and he found a small tear in one of the masks so he told the guy whose mask it was to get a new one, the guy said "nah it's OK, that's where my pipe goes"
Even with those restrictions, I believe there are some people who could still cause an argument in there!
According to the wife and kids I’m one of themEven with those restrictions, I believe there are some people who could still cause an argument in there!