Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,
Do you know why? Because none of us were allowed out,
Looked out into the street and no Christmas decorations about,
Looked out of the window, what did I see?
A spread out group of six people, two sets of three,
What tier is it today, Tier 4 or Tier 3?
A new strain of Covid coming to a town near me,
Waiting for Santa to slide down my chimney,
Cause let's face it i'm all alone & my friends can't celebrate with me,
Santa finally came! What did he bring?
A sack full of vaccines, some toilet paper and things,
He came prepared with extra handwash in his stocking,
Because he knew that Boris was keeping us locked in,
We sat and we cheered opening presents all night!
As we talked and reminisced about this year's cancelled flights,
Up on the roof, his red nosed reindeer was seated,
Keeping his distance by approximately 2 metres,
Soon it became time, for Santa Claus to go,
He could only stay til 10pm under new rules on Tier 4,
He flew up my chimney I said, "When will you be back?"
He replied 'Hopefully in a year's time if some **** doesn't try to eat a bat!"