a male tramp met a female tramp, he said to her, i haven't made love to a woman for ages , would you be up to it, she said, not really, i'm not a very sexy person, he said, if you let me i will give you my new boots that someone gave me this morning, she said okay then, i need a new pair, so there they where making love when suddenly her left leg went round him, then the same with her right leg, then when her arms went over his shoulders he got really excited, when he finished he said to her, that was fantastic, i thought you said you weren't very sexy , she said, i'm not, i was just trying my new boots on.