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Won't hurt ya.That moment when you have eaten most of your burger, pick up the last bit, and notice the mold on the bottom of the burger bun
Won't hurt ya.That moment when you have eaten most of your burger, pick up the last bit, and notice the mold on the bottom of the burger bun
My new manager has got rid of all the tools I use on a daily basis for no reason. Removed the bin lid in the office, so it now smells. And asked me to fake H&S meeting minutes instead of actually having a half an hour meeting. And expects me to sign that I made checks dating back to the start of the year that I did not perform or know were necessary. Bloody new managers, why can't they just let a place carry on running instead of "putting their mark" on a place and making everything more difficult?
Yep, I definitely won't be signing anything to say I have done something that I haven't.Sounds like he asking you to sign and effectively commit a crime. I was under the impression that in h&s checks and sign offs there was a legal obligation on both the company and the person authorised to sign it.
IMO beware of what you are being asked to do, avoid being implicated in breaking rules that external examining bodies could hold you personally accountable for!
Get yourself a little digital dictaphone.
If you can get recordings of him instructing you to commit criminal acts, then a word to HR and a copy of the recordings should see him out of the office faster than that bin lid.
What trade, Matt? Might be able to point you at a local supplier (emphasis on the "might"!)
Oh don't you just like those sorts of people? (NOT!)I had forgotten to empty bins in our car park and he took pictures to show the manager the next day
Lazy idiot on night shift. I had forgotten to empty bins in our car park and he took pictures to show the manager the next day instead of just doing it himself and reminding me. He then took pictures of the floors and glass in the doors because I had signed off to say they had been cleaned trying to make out that I hadn't done them. It never even occurred to him that they had been done at the beginning of my shift and had 8 hours to get a little bit messy again.
I can't bloody stand a lazy jobsworth.
Proof that two locks are usually a good idea... s***ty thing to happen but at least the thieving buggers left it at that stage.Finding when I went to go to work this morning that some thieving git had tried to steal my bike from the stairwell in our block of flats.
They'd cut the heavy duty wire cable on it, but had obviously missed the bright red U lock fastening it to my old MTB and given up.
Just surrounded by idiots at the moment.Jeez, you're not having fun at all at work, are you?
Hope it improves.
Sealant applicator, one of my lads was down and had a quick look at the job and told me colours but didn't say that 85% of it was just the one colour. I've a lock up full of gear but just grabbed one box this morning:banghead:
To be fair it only took me an hour and 50mins to get back.
Thank you for the offer.
Not sure I'd have been able to help - other than give directions to B&Q, Wickes etc. and I very much doubt they'd have anything other than white or clear and possibly black or grey.
Indeed, better to have to buy a new lock than a bike.Proof that two locks are usually a good idea... s***ty thing to happen but at least the thieving buggers left it at that stage.
I'm not worried about all that, I will just flat out say no.
The problem with that is, you now look like a HipsterThere's an easy answer! I get terrible razor rash pretty much every time I shave. Not sure I've suffered it this century!!!
Didn't you know that grey is the new black?also premature greyness means I have to dye it
I have a shower in the evening and then shave right after.
This means the bristles are nice and soft and easy to shave, also it is cooler so less irritation from heat or sweat.
I also use Nivea sensitive shave foam
Mind you I seem to feel the need to torture myself and cause intense pain my putting after shave on..... go figure
Yeh I've also taken to shaving in the shower and I use Boots no.7 products which seem to be quite good, but my stubble's like wire. My last resort will be a DE razor but then I won't be able to use it in the shower, at least until I've mastered it.
That was all that was available well apart from cut throats when I started shaving.I have been looking at DE razors myself
The problem with that is, you now look like a Hipster
Due to impending baldness a beard doesn't suit me well, also premature greyness means I have to dye it which is as much a pita as shaving. I'm only 36 ffs!
Due to impending baldness a beard doesn't suit me well, also premature greyness means I have to dye it which is as much a pita as shaving. I'm only 36 ffs!