I think "the forum fun monkey" may have left the building...
I'll bring you down a brew in a bit MarkI'll be in the Dungeon... that quicklime pit doesn't dig itself you know...
Has nobody bothered to check his status lately ?
I know, I guess we (staff) owe her an apology,ruth will be devastated, she wanted to keep him iirc
So who was he then ?
You can't keep us in suspenders
That is not an image I require this time of night.You can't keep us in suspenders
Tell him Yvonne, tell him, go on please tell him!Well we could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.....
That should keep you outta mischief for a bitotherwise i'll just have to look around and see who else has been banned
Tell him Yvonne, tell him, go on please tell him!
Awwww go on don't be mean
I know, I guess we (staff) owe her an apology,
Or maybe she did keep him after all
Sorry about that, but you can apply for a refund, from theAre you kidding me?
I went out and bought food....a leash....crate....everything.
I was gonna make him my beyach!!
Nope she wouldn't want me, I've even more trouble than that GordyDon't worry Ruth you can have Chris instead - though you'll need a vivarium instead of a crate
Norty doesn't even come closeYou never know she might like a naughty snake
Are you kidding me?
I went out and bought food....a leash....crate....everything.
I was gonna make him my beyach!!
Sorry about that, but you can apply for a refund, from the
fighting fund you know.
Just send £200 as a declaration of intent,
and we promise to look into your claim
Where there is blame there is a claim
I'm done.Ahem....
When you boys have finished.....
- car forums for instance.
)
A few posts above yours
Ahem....
When you boys have finished.....
That's what I'd already saidI was advising viv she could claim against the mods for banning the fool that was going to be her evening entertainment.
Its not easy handling a slippery member is it?I'm guessing she doesn't want a close personal encounter with the slippery member after all
Its not easy handling a slippery member is it?
That's what I'd already said
I told her to apply for refund
LOL I think we both increased our pointless posts over that oneOk crossed wires. You are asking viv to use your services for a claim and im advising her to sue you guys. No win no fee type job but nevermind. This can just add to my ratio of pointless posts. Think im at 70% pointless
Well, there was this one time, at band camp................................Omg....please don't tell me you two have history
My bite is far worse than my barkHe's not my type - also when a pink member turns green its probably best not to get to close
He's not my type - also when a pink member turns green its probably best not to get to close
You know, I think what TP needs is a 'Comedy Gold' section, a place for historically funny threads like this one to reside in perpetuity
You know, I think what TP needs is a 'Comedy Gold' section, a place for historically funny threads like this one to reside in perpetuity