Not sitting on the Fence - or TP's version of Brexit

What about Danish pastries.
 
Girl Scout cookies?

Do vegan burgers actually contain any vegan?
 
...or Mrs Evadne Cake. :sulk:
 
Mr Badger said:
We are playing by Just a Minute rules you know!
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So now you are rolling over the rules.

This is a brexit thread and I have a right to know about Artic roll. What will the tariffs on goods from the artic? Is artic roll transported on roll-on roll-off ferries? Does somewhere in the country have an Artic Roll rolling competition?
 
sirch said:
Does somewhere in the country have an Artic Roll rolling competition?
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and most important of all: will Mrs Evadne Cake be judging that competition?
 
sirch said:
So now you are rolling over the rules.
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I put it to the right honourable gentleman for somewhere up north that we are making the rules up as we go along, and I believe any other approach would not be in keeping with what the British Public and this forum have come to expect.

sirch said:
This is a brexit thread and I have a right to know about Artic roll.
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Arctic Roll had already been put to the floor, therefore, in light of Mr Speaker's latest decision, it can't be tabled again, or whatever! If you want to eat it after it's been on the floor then that's up to you. Then again, you are from somewhere up north, so that's probably the done thing where you live.

sirch said:
What will the tariffs on goods from the artic?
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I can assure the member for somewhere up north that we are working very hard, just like the hard working members of the public, that work very hard doing hard work, to secure a fair and reasonable tariff for the two items we buy from our valuable trading partner in the Arctic. In fact we have concentrated almost all our negotiation and planning efforts so far on this very deal.

sirch said:
Is artic roll transported on roll-on roll-off ferries?
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I'm not currently in a position to provide those details, as the company we have issued the multi-million pound shipping contract to hasn't actually bought any ships yet.

sirch said:
Does somewhere in the country have an Artic Roll rolling competition?
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Now you're just being silly.

;)
 
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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Mr Badger said:
I put it to the right honourable gentleman for somewhere up north
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Mr Badger said:
Then again, you are from somewhere up north,
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Mr Badger said:
I can assure the member for somewhere up north
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I'm glad that we can finally agree that Cheshire is therefore somewhere down south ...

I am looking forward to Nexit (Northern exit) so that we can finally have our Artic roll and eat it off whatever surface we choose without a load of democratically elected southerners imposing their health-and-safety-gone-mad rules on us.

And we will start out own Artic Roll rolling competition if we want :p
 
sirch said:
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

I'm glad that we can finally agree that Cheshire is therefore somewhere down south ...

I am looking forward to Nexit (Northern exit) so that we can finally have our Artic roll and eat it off whatever surface we choose without a load of democratically elected southerners imposing their health-and-safety-gone-mad rules on us.

And we will start out own Artic Roll rolling competition if we want :p
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Relative to the Arctic, we are all somewhere down south, whether you like it or not! ;)

That's you people from up north all over, you want jam on it!
 
I think you'll find that Jam has been discussed preciously in this thread and an entirely inconclusive conclusion was reached
 
sirch said:
I think you'll find that Jam has been discussed preciously in this thread and an entirely inconclusive conclusion was reached
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Having aquired a jar of Peach Conserve this morning I will soon be in a position to submit a paper on the efficacy or otherwise of this substance as a condiment to pancakes.
 
I nearly rolled an Artic once, on snake pass early one morning, it was at that point I went off artic rolls :D
That was a real Oooops moment. But at least I managed to regain controll before there was any real harm done (y)
No one else knew so at least I didn't get a rollicking (y)
Its ok, I'm not looking for a drum roll BTW
TBH it was quite jammy (y)


Its Funny, actually, I was talking to a mate the other day and said, so what type of music do you like?
Oh both types he said, Rock and Roll
 
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Mr Badger said:
I can assure the member for somewhere up north that we are working very hard, just like the hard working members of the public, that work very hard doing hard work, to secure a fair and reasonable tariff for the two items we buy from our valuable trading partner in the Arctic. In fact we have concentrated almost all our negotiation and planning efforts so far on this very deal.
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I trust that and such deal with the Artic would ensure frictionless movement of water based solids between the UK and the Artic in furtherance of our plan to boost the post-brexit economy by selling snow to the Eskimos?
 
According to Wikipedia, Arctic Roll was invented in England and first produced in a factory in Eastbourne. so nothing to do with the Arctic and not Northern.
 
What on earth has wikipedia got to do with it? This is a Brexit debate and you are at serious risk of spoiling a good argument with facts!
 
sirch said:
This is a Brexit debate and you are at serious risk of spoiling a good argument with facts!
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Yeah but its relevant.
The dessert was invented in the 1950s by Dr. Ernest Velden, an immigrant from then Czechoslovakia.

Had we not accepted immigrants, there would have been no arctic roll ....
Hmmmm ...
 
Cobra said:
Yeah but its relevant.
The dessert was invented in the 1950s by Dr. Ernest Velden, an immigrant from then Czechoslovakia.

Had we not accepted immigrants, there would have been no arctic roll ....
Hmmmm ...
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So, if you want more stodgy, sugar laden, ice-cream based foods?

;)
 
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Mr Badger said:
Stop that... it's obscene!

Oh, hang on, plain chocolate? Isn't that supposed to be healthy? :giggle:
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Plain chocolate and jam, 2 of your fiva-a-day :), have a Jaffa cake and you are well on your way to healthy eating
 
sirch said:
Plain chocolate and jam, 2 of your fiva-a-day :), have a Jaffa cake and you are well on your way to healthy eating
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Depends on what you mean by Jaffa. Do cannibals have healthy eating? ;)
 
I met someone who claimed to be Jaffa once...he was from Wales and built houses...they called him Jaffa the Hut...:coat:
 
Lindsay56 said:
I met someone who claimed to be Jaffa once...he was from Wales and built houses...they called him Jaffa the Hut...:coat:
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I should think you would :coat: after that too

:D
 
I see there are only ten JC's in a pack now .... robbing B'stards!!! :runaway:
 
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I see there are only ten JC's in a pack now .... robbing B'stards!!! :runaway:
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The sky is falling in ... I blame brexit :(

Although in Tesco the other week, 1 standard pack of jaffa cakes £1
Double pack 90p
Tough call that one :D
 
If/When we come out of the EU will we get 240 pennies to the pound again, will we get 21shillings to the guinea, will we measure in feet and inches and weigh things in LBs
 
MatBin said:
If/When we come out of the EU will we get 240 pennies to the pound again, will we get 21shillings to the guinea, will we measure in feet and inches and weigh things in LBs
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Indeed good sir. Swords will always be worn on the left hip and ladies escorted on their right. Hat plumes will be optional. :naughty:
 
I do 1 out of 3, will let you guess which.
 
MatBin said:
If/When we come out of the EU will we get 240 pennies to the pound again, will we get 21shillings to the guinea, will we measure in feet and inches and weigh things in LBs
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I doubt it decimalisation happened a couple of years before we joined the common market.

Although I'm pretty sure it was some weird precursor ;)

"D" day 15 February 1971
Joined the European community 1 January 1973,
 
AndrewFlannigan said:
Indeed good sir. Swords will always be worn on the left hip and ladies escorted on their right. Hat plumes will be optional. :naughty:
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One may surmise, sirrah, that one is of the Cavalier persuasion, with your swords and ladies and hat-plumes.
 
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