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What on Scones? Errr OKMarmite is the only way to go.
What on Scones? Errr OKMarmite is the only way to go.
I object! Robinson's strawberry jam is the only one to haveI feel I must point out that Bonne Maman Strawberry Conserve is the only supermarket strawberry jam worth buying...
Despite our many differences (I'm especially disappointed about the level of anti-apricot feeling in this forum) there seems to be an unusual degree of agreement about the superiority of strawberry jam to most other jams. We could use this to build bridges and forge a new consensus. On the other hand, the details are important, and I feel I must point out that Bonne Maman Strawberry Conserve is the only supermarket strawberry jam worth buying...
I object! Robinson's strawberry jam is the only one to have
Conserve is full of lumpy bits and no one likes lumpy bits
Yes! Let's hear it for the lumpy bitsSpeak for yourself.
Maybe they were, at one timeThose lumpy bits are delicious strawberries!
Mummy Mummy, does a fart have lumps in it?Yes! Let's hear it for the lumpy bits
Amen brotherMarmite on scones is an Abomination unto the Lord.
1...However, Bovril on cheese scones is delicious.
2,..,,Cream on first. Then JAM
3 ...Pasties are incomers to Cornwall.
I stand corrected and surrender to your superior intellect"Question" .............. singular ? Good god sir, that will not do. There will need to be a minimum 35 questions (multiple choice, of course). Voting will be compulsory, but to be fair to the white feather brigade (notice how I carefully avoided using the term "Surrender Monkey") anyone who feels that their conscience prohibits them voting will have the opportunity to surrender (just cannot get away from that word) their ballot paper with an explanation. The Chicken Supreme court plus John Major will give due consideration prior to rejection.
I object! Robinson's strawberry jam is the only one to have
Conserve is full of lumpy bits and no one likes lumpy bits
And I'll trump that withObjection overruled!
I know but if bacon rolls have bacon in them, bread rolls have bread in them..............
What's in Kitchen roll then?What about a toilet/loo roll?
What's in Kitchen roll then?
Seriously?Finger rolls? Handy to have a few in the freezer.
Contains real Mini's?I just remembered Mini-Rolls.
The original ones did. Modern ones contain BMW handbags.Contains real Mini's?
Self igniting? Oh no sorry 2.0Diesel requiredThe original ones did. Modern ones contain BMW handbags.
Contains real Mini's?
I suppose that's one way to save putting him on the payroll.Push him off an alp, obviously.
See post #141.What about Artic Roll, hadn't thought about that for years until I read this thread...