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I'm not going to point them out Arthur, that's just be mean. It's not their fault they weren't brought up properly to use film cameras Alternatively it could all be in my "you're not from round these parts" head.
That phrase puts my nerves on edge. A few miles from where I live is a town called Pontefract. Back in my early drinking days, Pontefract had lots of pubs and young ladies of dubious virtue. So, if your shots were up to date it was an ideal place to go for a healthy 18/19 year old lad. Apart from one thing... Pontefracts local lads had this problem - they used to like to fight with anyone who lived further from the town centre than they did. So - the Pontefract lads would round upon the Knottingley (1 mile away) lads. Until the Featherstone (2 mile away) lads came into the pub. Whereupon the Pontefract and Knottingley crews would join forces and lay into the Featherstone lads. Then someone from Castleford (3 miles) would walk in, and again alliances would form. Eventually someone from Wakefield (8 miles) would come in and all hell would break out. Every round of violence seemed to be prefaced with "you're not from round here are you"...
so those words still make me expect to be hit from behind with a pool cue.
And there we have it. Pontefract. Positively the worst place EVER for a UFO to land on earth
Disclaimer: of course this was a good 25 years ago, I haven't returned after the last evening of beer, bottles, stitches and a one-night-lie-in, so it may be a lovely place now. If anyone knows, don't bother telling me, I'm not going there!