We all knew you were only kidding yourself.
I'm sure your new blad will see more use than the package of lenses I got last week will - 5 projection TV lenses, in 2 job lots, totalling 6.2kg
It turned out the lighter three all have rear focal distances of around 25mm which is rather short for large format. The heavier pair over 2kg each have fantastic coverage & a rear focal distance around 150mm but are slightly too big to mount direct on my 158mm square lens-boards. I still don't know what focal length any of these are, so far I've only projected the ceiling onto paper to judge mounting distances etc.
Perhaps I'll get round to selling on the swaps and just leave myself with two, which I'll find a way to mount eventually.