For some time, many of us have wondered who is Jack S**t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You dont know Jack S**t." Well, thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack S**t is the only son of Awe S**t, who married O S**t, the owners of Knee Deep 'N S**t, Inc. In turn, Jack S**t married No S**t. The couple had six children, Holy S**t, Giva S**t, Fulla S**t, Bull S**t, and the twins Deep S**t and Dip S**t. Deep S**t married Dumb S**t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe S**t got divorced, and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe S**t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip S**t married Lotta S**t and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken S**t. Fulla S**t and Giva S**t married the Happens brothers, and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the S**t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh*t traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa S**t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack S**t!