Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 47 and 52.
We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went on my bike.
OFFICER : What kind of bike was it?
Husband : A 2008 suzuki gsxr 750 orange and black, Ohlins rear performance shock
Arrow slip on exhaust
Custom powder coated rims
Pazzo short levers
Yoshimura engine case savers
Braided brake lines
Under-tail kit
Michelin dual compound tires
HID headlight
Tinted windscreen...
At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We'll find your bike.