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2020 Christmas News Flash...

Father Christmas is recovering in hospital after an operation but don't worry, apparently everything went according to plan and she'll be back on her feet again in time to deliver your presents. Happy Christmas 2020 everyone.
 
An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat Foo Foo. A fairy appears and says, "I'm here to grant you three wishes." The old woman says, "I wish I was twenty years old and beautiful again." Poof! She is. "Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house was a mansion." Poof! Done. "And now I wish that Foo Foo was the handsomest man ever and deeply in love with me." Poof! Suddenly she's in the arms of a gorgeous man. He kisses her and says, "Darling, aren't you sorry you had me fixed?"
 
Cat in a flat? ;)
 
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