Hi Shirley
Wall - Nice bit of Dry Stone wall. Quite impressive that Tesco were able to get someone to build that for you.
Symmetrical - Sorry, but I don't get that one.
Worn - An old anchor of some kind? In interesting looking piece, but could do with a more attractive backdrop. I'm thinking not stuck next to a drain.
Colourful - Goos choice of colours, Red & Green, quite festive
Whilst it is probably quite an accurate colour rendition, maybe adding in some vibrancy would have sold the theme a bit more. The colour of the grass that we can just see is more appealing I feel...
now remote... I bet that's not going to be too much of a challenge?